Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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