remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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