: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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