How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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