i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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