i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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