Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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