yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Hippo gnu deer
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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