My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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