It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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