I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
no. you can't hotbox the world.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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