problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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