I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Randomize
