Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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