Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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