when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
All I want is dick and wine.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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