So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I need to wash the frat house off of me
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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