...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
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