u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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