And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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