wrigley field is MILF paradise
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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