Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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