my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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