you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Alive.
So much puke
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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