My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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