Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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