I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
love makes seman taste better
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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