He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
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