As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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