why didn't you poke me back
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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