I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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