I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
This house was built for laser tag.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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