we're blogging at a bar
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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