Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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