another moral hangover. fuck.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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