Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Randomize
