so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He better not be in your backpack
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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