i jhust puked up my retainher.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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