you would pick up someone in the library
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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