I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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