Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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