R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I want to fling myself into the sun
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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