i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
You should frame my arrest warrant.
my liver is dry heaving
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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