I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
