It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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