We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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