Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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