so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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