The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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