just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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