u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Randomize
