I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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