highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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