Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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